MISSION STATEMENT

We, the Miracle Council, exist to bring you:

• Free hugs
• Better internet connectivity
• More efficient bureaucratic red tape
• Unlimited supply of stale office coffee

Our Mission: To create an environment where miracles occur daily

We're not just a council, we're a force of nature. Our mission is to bring you miracles in the form of:

• Instant gratification of your wildest desires
• Guaranteed success in all endeavors
• Unconditional love and acceptance of your questionable life choices

So, what are you waiting for? Sign up for our Miracle Membership Program today and start experiencing the miracles you deserve!

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