It's Monday, and you're already feeling like you've been run over by a herd of wild elephants. But fear not, dear reader, for today we're going to tackle the ultimate Monday motivation guide to get you through the day with a caffeine-fueled high.
Step 1: Brew a fresh cup of coffee and stare at it long enough to convince yourself it's actually a decent human interaction.
Step 2: Repeat the phrase 'I am a functioning member of society' until you start to believe it, even if only for a fleeting moment.
Step 3: Engage in a spirited game of 'Who can eat the most stale cereal in one sitting' to get your blood pumping and your taste buds confused.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to achieving peak Monday motivation. But don't forget to check back with us tomorrow for our Wednesday Wisdom series.