Injecting Caffeine with a Side of Sarcastic Sympathy
Welcome to the Monday Blues Cures, where we inject a healthy dose of caffeine straight into your eyeballs, along with a side of snarky advice and sarcastic sympathy. Because, let's face it, Mondays can be a real pain in the butt.
Because, let's be real, self-care is just an excuse to binge-watch Netflix and eat ice cream for breakfast.
Get your daily fix of caffeine in the form of a needle to the arm, courtesy of our team of highly trained (and slightly caffeinated) nurses.
We'll give you a free pass to be annoyingly cheerful, complete with a side of forced positivity and a hint of eye-rolling.