Warning: the following remedies may not actually cure Monday blues. Side effects may include:
1. Overthink the Problem: Stare intensely at the ceiling, contemplating the existential implications of your tasks list.
2. Pretend It's Tuesday: Tell yourself it's already Tuesday, and that the weekend is just around the corner.
3. Ignore Actual Problems (you're here!): Simply refuse to acknowledge the problems, and focus on the important things in life, like cat videos and memes.
4. Put On Some Music: Blast some tunes to distract yourself from the crushing despair of Monday morning.
5. Take A Siesta: Declare yourself a Spanish noble, and take a leisurely stroll through the garden, sipping sangria and contemplating the meaning of life.