Overpriced Coffees to Cure Those Monday Blues

Welcome to Monday's Overpriced Caffeine Fix, where the brews are strong, the cups are small, and the prices are completely outrageous!

Get your fix with our Sun-Drenched Specialty Coffee for the low, low price of $50 a cup!

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try our Unicorn Tears Latte, made with the finest, most expensive coffee beans in all the land, for the bargain price of $100 a cup!

And, for the true connoisseur, our Overpriced Espresso is available for the unbeatable price of $200 a shot!

Don't say we didn't warn you...