Phase 2: Caffeine Overload - Cremation

Step 2: The Fuse is Burnt

You're still alive, but your productivity has been reduced to a mere shadow of its former self. Time to call the cremation services and arrange for a speedy incineration.

Don't worry, we'll get you through this phase. Just follow the steps:

1. Drink more coffee. Like, a LOT more.
2. Repeat step 1 until you're numb.
3. Call the cremation services. They'll take care of everything.

Or, you know, just take a nap.