Symptoms of The Sugar Crash

Excessive sweating, spontaneous crying, and an unrelenting urge to watch cat videos for hours on end.

Caused by: Consuming too much sugar in Phase 2, ignoring Phase 1's warnings, and Phase 3's impending doom.

Treatment Options

1. Drink more coffee. Like, a lot more.

2. Eat a sandwich. Any kind of sandwich.

3. Take a nap. On the couch. With a bag of chips.

Side Effects

Increased risk of talking to inanimate objects, spontaneous combustion, and a strong desire to reorganize your bookshelf by color.

Warning: Phase 4 may involve actual adulthood. Abandon hope.