It's Monday, and you're already wondering where the weekend went. You're not alone.
Meet our cafe owner, Bob, who's been running his coffee shop non-stop since the dawn of time. He's got 17 consecutive years of Monday blues under his belt, and we're here to help him find some relief.
Join us for our exclusive Monday Blues Therapy sessions, where you can vent, rant, and maybe even learn a thing or two about why the world is conspiring against you.
Don't worry, Bob's not alone. Our team of expert therapists, including Dr. Monday and Dr. Tuesday (no, really), are here to help you tackle your Monday blues and get you back on track for a productive week.
So, take a deep breath, grab a cup of overpriced coffee, and let us help you navigate the existential dread that is Monday.
Book your therapy session today, and let's get this week started!