Mandate 42-Banana Submandate 1: The Quest for Edible Sanity

By Order of the Committee of Doom, all citizens are hereby mandated to seek out and devour as many bananas as possible on this, the greatest of Mondays.

Section 1: The Banana Mandate

Article 1: "Bananas are the answer to all of life's problems, especially on Mondays."

Article 2: "A minimum of 3 bananas per citizen must be consumed daily to ensure optimal productivity and minimal grumpiness."

Article 3: "Any attempts to substitute bananas with other fruits or vegetables will be met with severe penalties, including but not limited to: public shaming, banishment from the land, and/or forced watching of reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'."

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