SOCK NINJA TRAINING PROGRAM
LEGDAY-PLEDGE TRAINING FACILITY
SOCK NINJA PROTOCOL
SOCK NINJA SCHEDULE
TRAINING AGENDA:
MONDAY: SOCK NINJA FUNDAMENTALS
TUESDAY: SOCK NINJA TACTICS
WEDNESDAY: SOCK NINJA SURVIVAL SKILLS
THURSDAY: SOCK NINJA INTRIGUE
FRIDAY: SOCK NINJA INTELLIGENCE
LEGDAY: SOCK NINJA LEGDAY-PLEDGE
WARNING: Sock Ninjas are highly trained operatives. Prolonged exposure to their presence may result in:
1. EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER
2. UNCONTROLLABLE SILLINESS
3. INCREASED DESIRE FOR SOCKS
LEGDAY-PLEDGE TRAINING FACILITY