Today is Legday, the day we all take our legs and pledge allegiance to... well, our legs.
We will honor the sacred institution of legdom, and vow to treat our legs with the respect and care they so rightfully deserve.
As we stand on our legs, we will remember that they are strong and capable, yet fragile and prone to occasional sprains and strains.
So let us all take a moment to appreciate the unsung heroes of our bodies – our legs.
Join us in our Legday Pledge, and together we'll make the world a better place, one leg at a time.