Monday Mandate 4: Gadgets Galore

A collection of the most impractical and useless gadgets you'll ever own

• The Automatic Sock-Whistling Toaster
• The Selfie Toaster with Built-in Disco Ball
• The Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Horses

Warning: these gadgets may cause excessive eye-rolling, spontaneous laughter, or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk!

For more gadgets, see Gadgets or Mandate 5: The Utterly Confusing