Section 3, Subsection 2: All employees are required to wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Section 4, Subsection 1: All meetings shall be conducted in a room with a minimum of 5 fluorescent lights.
Section 5, Subsection 3: The company is required to have at least 3 in-office foosball tables.
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