Mandate 9876: Mandatory Monday Morning Motivations

By order of the Supreme Mandator, you are hereby required to be productive today.

Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to:

• Fines of up to 10 coffee cups
• Reassignment to the dreaded "Couch Potato" department
• Revocation of all snacks privileges

Don't say we didn't warn you.

For more information, visit:

Mandate 1234: The Early Bird Special

SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES: Waiver Requests

Mandate 5678: The Unrelenting Tedium