Monday Mandates - A Guide to Not Doing Anything

Monday Mandates are the unspoken rules of the office that everyone knows but no one talks about. But today, we're going to talk about them.

Rule 1: Don't check your email before your coffee.

Rule 2: Wear the same outfit every Monday to avoid decision fatigue.

Extra Caffeine: The Unofficial Mandate for those who can't function without it.

The Morning Greeting Mandate: How to Avoid Small Talk and still appear friendly.

Mandates Clarified

Q: Are Monday Mandates set in stone?

A: No, they are subject to change at the whim of your boss.

See the latest Mandate Revisions for more information.