Monday Mood Killers

Welcome to the ultimate guide to ruining your Monday.

Monday Morning Rituals to Slaughter Your Soul

• 5 Alarms to Wake You Up to the Fact That It's Monday
• Scrolling Through Your Inbox of Regret
• Making Your Coffee, But Not Drinking It

Tips to Make Your Monday Last Forever

• Pretending to Be Ill, But Not Actually Being Ill
• Sending Emails to Your Ex, But Not Actually Sending Them
• Playing Xbox for 3 Hours, But Not Really Playing It