Monday Morning Melodies

Blues Rhapsody

Wake up, sleepyheads! It's Monday, and you know what that means...

Another day, another dollar, another existential dread.

But fear not, dear citizens, for we have music to soothe the savage beast!

Listen to our special Monday Blues Symphony

Today's Special Features:

• Monday's Mood-Killing 7-Minute Workout - Because who needs coffee when you can have a good existential crisis?
• Monday's Soul-Sucking Schedule - Because adulting is hard, let's be real.

Stay woke, stay bitter, stay tuned for more Monday Melodies!