Welcome to Monday Morning Mandate, where the coffee flows like water and the despair is real.
Today's Mandate: "Thou shalt write 5 lines of code before thou shalt take a break."
But wait, what's that I hear? The sound of deadlines approaching, like a herd of angry buffalo.
Don't worry, friend, it's just the sound of your coworkers, also known as "The Monday Morning Mandate Blues Band".
Listen closely, and you'll hear the sweet strains of:
Or, if you prefer, you can:
"Sing Along" with our Mandate Sing-along
(Disclaimer: Singing along may lead to increased productivity, but not guaranteed.)
Stay tuned for more mandates, and don't forget to wear your best "I'm-not-a-morning-person" face.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave:
"Sing" with the Mandate Singers
But, if all else fails, just remember: "Drown" in your own despair
(Or, just go to bed)