Monday Morning Rituals
1. Wake up, check phone, immediately regret life choices.
2. Schedule a 6 AM coffee intake.
3. Check social media for existential dread.
4. Reply to all emails from the weekend.
Monday Morning Rituals
Rituals to Start the Day
Rituals to Avoid the Blues
Rituals to Stay Sane
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