Welcome to the Monday Edition, where the only thing more painful than your morning coffee is the impending doom of a Monday.
By order of the Monday Mandate, all employees are required to arrive at the office at precisely 8:00 AM, or face the wrath of the Monday Mandators.
Learn more about Mandate 1: The 8:00 AM Deadline
Discover the horrors of Mandate 2: The Meeting of Doom
But wait, there's hope for those suffering from Monday Syndrome! Our Monday Remedies department has got you covered.
Try our special blend of Caffeine and Sarcasm
Consult with our expert in the field of Procrastination and Self-Care
Warning: If you're experiencing any of the following symptoms, do not panic. You may be suffering from:
- Monday Morning Blues (M3B): A feeling of despair that comes with the realization that Monday is here.
- Monday Madness (M2): A temporary loss of sanity caused by too many cups of coffee.
Learn more about the Monday Morning Blues (M3B)
Discover the symptoms and treatments for Monday Madness (M2)
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