You've made it to Monday. Congratulations! You survived the weekend. Now, let's get down to business.
Here are some Monday Mandates to get you through the day:
- Overwork: Because Who Needs a Social Life Anyway?
- Overthink: Because Analysis is the Only Reasonable Response to Everything
- Underpay: Because Who Needs a Budget, Anyway?
Remember, Mondays are like the ultimate productivity hack. They're like the caffeine-fueled, soul-sucking, existential dread that you can't quite get enough of.