Monday Mandates: Caffeine is Essential

According to our completely-not-made-up scientific study, caffeine is 99.9% of Monday morning.

Therefore, we've compiled a list of essentials to get you through the day:

• Standard Caffeine - For when you need a little pick-me-up
• Extra-Strength Caffeine - For when you've forgotten what day it is
• Decadent Caffeine - For when you've given up hope

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