Welcome to Monday Mandates, where productivity is a distant memory.
Our experts have distilled the art of dozing off into a comprehensive guide.
With our patented 5-Step Dozing Protocol, you'll be well on your way to becoming a certified Monday Mandate Master.
Step 2: Find a Suitable Dozing Surface
Learn more about Dozing Surfaces
Step 3: Infiltrate Your Dozing Zone
Discover the Secrets of Infiltration
Step 4: Defend Against Interruptions
Learn how to Dodge Dozing Drones
Step 5: Maintain Dozing Momentum
Get the inside scoop on Dozing Sustenance
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