Monday Mandates: Because Who Doesn't Need More Rules?

Issue 1: The Original and Greatest

Article: "The Mandatory Monday Morning Routine"

By Mandate Master, Editor-in-Chief of Monday Mandates

It's Monday, and you know what that means: a fresh batch of rules to follow.

Rule 1: Wear the same pants you wore last Monday. It's tradition.

Rule 2: Eat the same breakfast cereal every Monday. We're not sure why, but it's science.

Rule 3: Do not check your phone until you've completed at least three hours of work without looking at it.