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Because, let's be real, Mondays are for the birds. But we're gonna make 'em better, with a little bit of flair and a whole lotta attitude.
Join us as we tackle the toughest of tasks with the most laid-back of styles.
Mandate 1: Make Your Bed (But Not Really)
Mandate 2: Do Your Hair (But Not Too Much)
Mandate 3: Eat Your Weight (But Only If You Have to)
Mandate 4: Take a Nap (But Only If You Can't Take a Coffee Break)
Stay tuned for more mandates that will make your Monday blues go away!
Or, you know, just go back to bed. We won't judge you.