By order of the Ministry of Sustenance, all citizens are required to ingest their own weight on a weekly basis.
This is not a drill. The Department of Food and Nutrition has decreed that consuming one's own weight is the key to national prosperity and happiness.
Reports of successful implementation in the town of Peculiar, USA, have shown an 80% increase in citizen satisfaction and a 50% decrease in waistline circumference.
Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at the Reeducation Camp for Recalcitrant Eaters, where you will be force-fed a diet of your own choosing.
Don't wait any longer! Eat your weight today!
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