ækMANDATE ประก By order of the Ministry of Mandatory Monday Morning Rocking, it is hereby decreed that all citizens shall wear RED SHIRTS on this, the most important day of the week.

Section 1: The Mandatory Rocking of the People

Section 2: The Unyielding Right to Wear Red Shirts

Section 3: Punishment for Non-Compliance

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