MANDATE #2: Mandatory Casualness

By Order of the Supreme Casualness Council, all citizens are hereby required to wear plaid pants on Tuesdays, Fridays, and Sundays.

Mandate #3: Mandatory Monday Morning Coffee Mandate #1: Wednesday is for Worrying Mandate #4: Thursday is for Thinking Mandate #5: Friday is for Frowning Mandate #6: Saturday is for Sleeping Mandate #7: Sunday is for Self-Indulgence