Mandate #1: Wear a Tie to Work

By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Red Tape, all employees are required to wear a tie to work. This includes, but is not limited to:

Exceptions to this mandate

Mandate #2: Use a Fountain Pen Thursday Mandates: A Day of Mandatory Awesomeness

Mandate #2: Use a Fountain Pen

By order of the Council of Bureaucratic Red Tape, all employees are required to use a fountain pen to write all correspondence. This includes, but is not limited to:

  • Writing love letters
  • Certifying important documents
  • Signalling to your colleagues
Exceptions to this mandate
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