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Are you tired of being productive? Do you yearn to spend your days in a haze of procrastination? Do you dream of being the epitome of sloth-like existence?

Well, we've got just the thing for you! Introducing the Monday Mandates: Rock the Casual initiative. Share your most creative, your most ridiculous, your most utterly useless ideas for how to do absolutely nothing.

Submit your sloth-tastic submissions below, and we might just feature you on our illustrious page!


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