Today's Mandate: Wear Your Pajamas to Work
Because, why not? It's Monday. And also, it's the start of the week, and we're all tired.
Side effects may include:
But don't worry, it's just a Monday.
Submandate:
Mandate 4: Wear Your Pajamas to Bed
Mandate 5: Eat Cheetos for Breakfast
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