Monday Mandates: 7 Tips & Tricks
Tip #4: 4. Never Wash Your Hands
It's Monday, and you're already a failure. You're not going to make it through the week if you're washing your hands every 5 minutes. That's just not how it works. The bacteria will just laugh at you. So, don't bother.
Instead, just lick your keyboard and call it a day.
More Monday Mandates:
- 1. Nom nom nom
- 2. Don't Bother with Sleep
- 3. Ignore Your Children
- 5. Spend 5 hours on Facebook
- 6. Watch Cat Videos
