Warning: the following variables are known to induce existential dread in 9 out of 10 programmers.
1. Dimensions of Despair - A never-ending array of nested loops that will drive you to madness.
2. Cycles of Curses - Where every 5th iteration is a 10-minute coffee break.
3. Variables of Darkness - You know, the usual.
4. Iterations of Awful - A series of seemingly innocuous functions that slowly consume your soul.
5. Conditional Loops of Chaos - Because sometimes, you just want to break everything.