MANDATES FOR THE CASUAL
By order of the Intergalactic Council of Mandates, you are hereby instructed to:
- Wear pants on Mondays.
- Use a minimum of 3 exclamation marks in all formal correspondence.
- Never, ever, ever use the phrase "break a leg" in a professional setting.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Immediate re-education in the Mandate-Compliance Institute.
- Loss of all social media privileges for a period not exceeding 7 days.
- Random, unannounced visits from our Mandate Enforcement Agents.
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Remember, compliance is key!
Weekly Wrangle