MANDATES FOR THE CASUAL

By order of the Intergalactic Council of Mandates, you are hereby instructed to:

Wear pants on Mondays.
Use a minimum of 3 exclamation marks in all formal correspondence.
Never, ever, ever use the phrase "break a leg" in a professional setting.

Failure to comply will result in:

Immediate re-education in the Mandate-Compliance Institute.
Loss of all social media privileges for a period not exceeding 7 days.
Random, unannounced visits from our Mandate Enforcement Agents.

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Remember, compliance is key!