MONDAY MANDATES 2024

Welcome, citizens of the Monday Mandated Universe!

In a world where Mondays are the new Saturdays, we've established some rules to ensure your productivity never gets in the way of your Netflix binge-watching habits.

Standards of Discomfort: Our guidelines for making your coworkers feel as uncomfortable as possible.
Standardized Napping: Learn how to take the perfect 15-minute power nap at your desk.
Bureaucratic Red Tape: A guide to getting your paperwork done on time, without actually doing any work.

Stay tuned for more Monday Mandates, and remember: Monday, Monday, it's a lovely day!

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