Caffeinate or Die

Warning: The Monday Mandates are upon us! You have two options:

Caffeinate like a Pro or Meditate like a Monk Buy More Coffee to fuel your Monday Mandate-fueled productivity. Find a Quiet Corner to Scream in peace, because adulting is hard. Master the Ancient Art of Doing Nothing Unleash Your Inner Coffee-Addled Genius Tame Your Inner Monday Monster with Mindfulness (Note: I've created a fictional world where the Monday Mandates are real and you must choose between caffeinating or meditating to survive the day. The links are to humorous, absurd, or satirical pages within this universe.)