MONDAY MANDATE 1: THE ORIGINAL

Issued by the Council of Mandate-issuers on a totally normal Monday morning.

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection A: All Mondays are created equal, but some are more equal than others.

Proceed to Mandate 2 for more equality.

Or go back to Mandate 3 for some actual equality.

But don't go any further, because Mandate 4 is just a joke.