Monday Mandates - Throwback Sunday
Welcome to our retro-futurisitic service page, where the past meets the future and both of them are confused.
We offer a range of services, including, but not limited to:
- Mystery Meat Delivery - Because who needs a social life when you can have a stranger's lunch delivered to your doorstep?
- Quantum Compressions - We'll squish and squash your worries away!
- Robotic Therapy - For when you need a little help being human.
Don't forget to check out our About Us page to learn more about our team of expert, highly-trained monkeys.