Mandate 3 Protocol: Relaxation Techniques

A comprehensive guide for those who've reached their minimalist breaking point.

By Order of the Mandate Committee.

Step 1: Take a deep breath, but don't inhale.

Step 2: Visualize a serene environment. We recommend a virtual reality headset, but a cardboard box will do in a pinch.

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