By order of the Council of Mandates, all citizens of the land are hereby instructed to participate in a nationwide dance party.
Mandate 3, Article 1: All citizens are required to wear matching orange jumpsuits on Tuesdays.
Mandate 3, Article 2: All citizens are forbidden to wear matching orange jumpsuits on Wednesdays.
Those who fail to comply will be subject to severe penalties, including but not limited to: