Welcome to the revised and rejected Monday Mandates, Revision 1! This is where the most absurdly bureaucratic policies and decrees are born.
Here are the latest Monday Mandates:
MANDATE #1: All employees must wear matching jumpsuits at all times.
MANDATE #2: The break room is now officially a "focus-enhancing zone" where all productivity is strictly prohibited.
MANDATE #3: All Fridays are now officially Mondays, but with more taxes.
Stay tuned for further updates!