Monday Mandates: The Unofficial Guide

You're not a real adult until you've mastered the art of tolerating Mondays. It's a cruel, heartless, and soulless world out there.

That's why we've compiled the Monday Mandates: a series of rules, guidelines, and suggestions to help you survive the day with your sanity intact.

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Don't forget: Monday is like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, it's more like being trapped in a never-ending loop of despair.

May the odds be ever in your favor.