Ugh, Monday. The day where your soul feels like it's been put through a blender with some ice cubes. But fear not, dear friend, for we have some tips to help you survive this dreadful day.
Prepare for the Worst, because let's face it, Monday's got some bad news for you.
Caffeinate or Die, because, let's be real, coffee's the answer to all life's problems.
Meditate (Not Really), for a fleeting moment of zen before the chaos ensues.
Distract Yourself with Cat Videos, because who needs productivity when you have cute, fluffy animals?
Or, you know, just Give Up and Let the Monday Blues Take Over.
But wait, there's more! Check out Monday Mandates' Sister Site, Tuesday Terrors for more survival guides.