Mandate 3: The Unyielding Edict of Monday

By the Power of the Monday Morning, we decree:

1. Thou shalt not touch the coffee before the first 8:00 AM meeting.
2. Thou shalt not use the phrase 'Monday blues' without proper context, lest ye be cast into the depths of despair.
3. Thou shalt not underestimate the power of a well-timed Monday morning motivational speech, for it is a potent elixir of productivity and despair.

Failure to comply with Mandate 3 shall result in the immediate imposition of:

• The dreaded 'Monday Morning Stare', wherein the eyes of the Mandate Enforcers shall burn with an unyielding intensity.
• The forced consumption of a 5-pound burrito, sans guacamole, as penance for thy transgression.
• The forced attendance to an endless meeting, replete with PowerPoint presentations and 'synergy' discussions.

Mandate 4: The Unyielding Edict of Monday Mornings

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