It's official. The Monday Mandate has been declared a national holiday. All productivity has been suspended in favor of excessive coffee consumption and cat videos.
As per mandate, you are required to take a 3-hour break from work to recharge and prepare for the impending apocalypse.
Click here for the official brewing schedule.
For those who refuse to comply, a special burn-it-down-brew will be deployed.
A special section dedicated to the art of doing nothing.