By the power vested in us, we, the Council of Monday Mandators, hereby declare the following:
Article 1, Section 1: All meetings shall be conducted under the influence of copious amounts of coffee and an unhealthy dose of sarcasm.
Article 2, Section 1: All decisions shall be made by the loudest person in the room. If the room is empty, the decision shall be made by the janitor.
Article 3, Section 1: Any mention of "synergy" shall be punishable by a minimum of 30 minutes of mandatory listening to elevator music.
Article 4, Section 1: All meetings shall begin with a group rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"