Subcommittee of the Unsubstantive

Welcome to the most pointless committee you'll ever be a part of.

We're here to discuss the meaninglessness of our own existence. Our meetings are filled with the sound of chairs scraping against the floor as we all wonder why we're here.

Our subcommittee is comprised of the following members:

Our motto: "We're not doing anything, but we're having a meeting about it."

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Or, you know, just leave.