As we all know, meetings are a necessary evil in modern society. But have you ever wondered what happens when the meeting refuses to die? That's when it's time to adjourn. But don't be fooled, adjournment is just a euphemism for "we're not actually done with you yet."
According to our expert sources (a guy who claims to be an expert on things), the average meeting lasts 3.7 times longer than expected. That's why we've developed the Adjournment Protocol, a series of increasingly desperate measures to keep the meeting going.
Measure 1: The Power Hour: When all else fails, call in the big guns - a 1-hour coffee break. Guaranteed to make everyone forget what they were discussing.
Measure 2: The Random Walk: When the meeting starts getting too comfortable, just get up and start walking around the room. Who needs actual productivity?
Measure 3: The Infinite Loop: Repeat the same discussion 3+ times, each time with slight variations. Because who needs actual progress?
And if all else fails, just call in the cavalry: Measure 4: The HR Intervention.
Don't say we didn't warn you...