Decisions That Never Got Made

Subcommittee on Unremarkable Affairs

Meet the team that deliberated on the most underwhelming ideas.

• Idea 1: Mandatory Jell-O shots at all official events.
• Idea 2: A nationwide ban on all avocados due to their perceived 'slipperiness'.
• Idea 3: Replacing all street signs with cryptic, postmodern art pieces.