Quantum Leaps

In a multiverse where probability is a social construct, quantum leaps are the new brunch spot.

Our chef has mastered the art of cooking with certainty, serving dishes that are 99.99% sure to please even the most discerning palates.

Today's Menu:

• Entangled Omelets
• Superposition Salads
• Many-Worlds Mac 'n' Cheese

Don't forget to try our Quantum Fluctuation Coffee! It's got a 50% chance of being strong, 25% chance of being weak, and a 25% chance of being both at the same time.

Enjoy your meal, and don't get lost in the multiverse!